He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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