what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
It's no shave November. This is our time.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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