Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
