Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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