how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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