Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I made him laugh his dick is mine
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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