The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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