I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
