I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
