Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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