Dual....:-)
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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