I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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