Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
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