I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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