yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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