Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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