I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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