i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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