my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Randomize
