i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Randomize