I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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