You're completely useless in the revolution.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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