This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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