you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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