Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
my poor anus
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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