do herpes really smell.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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