Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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