Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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