Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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