I must be too annoying 4 u.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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