Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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