i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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