I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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