Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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