He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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