I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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