Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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