The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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