But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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