he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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