I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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