then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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