big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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