he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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