Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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