Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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