I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
he puts the penis in happiness.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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