This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Mom said you looked used
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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