My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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