marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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