David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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