R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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