just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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